Dude chilaxing and reading a book while sitting in the snow
Folks living around the Montana
and Idaho mountains were
chilling while the rest of us
were sizzling
and Idaho mountains were
chilling while the rest of us
were sizzling
Folks living around the Montana and Idaho mountains were chilling
while the rest of us were sizzling!
Look at em!
Sitting on 20 to 30 something degree temperatures! Nice and frosty is what they were!
Let them tell it, though, they were in perpetual hell because they couldn’t feel their fingers, nose, toes, and tails!
Yet, here the rest of us were drowning in our own sweat; all thanks to the 95, 105, 125 degree weather we’re having.
And that’s not even in the deep south! That’s in the north! Ya know, places like Caribou, Maine, where during this time of year the average temperature is 61 degrees.
But thanks to Apollo adding the extra fuel of Greek fire to his chariot, the po’ folks up there in Caribou, Maine, had their bacon bits Cajun styled at 96 degrees. To add insult to injury, the 96 felt like 103!
It’s brutal, I tell ya’! Just brutal!
And what did we po’ humans do to deserve this treatment!...Nothing!
Sure, we have gas guzzling cars, jets, yachts, and we eat lots of meat that causes us to let out deadly farts but none of that justifies the gods Cajun styling our hides.
We humans deserve a nice summer! One where the high doesn’t get above 70 and the low doesn’t get below 50!
while the rest of us were sizzling!
Look at em!
Sitting on 20 to 30 something degree temperatures! Nice and frosty is what they were!
Let them tell it, though, they were in perpetual hell because they couldn’t feel their fingers, nose, toes, and tails!
Yet, here the rest of us were drowning in our own sweat; all thanks to the 95, 105, 125 degree weather we’re having.
And that’s not even in the deep south! That’s in the north! Ya know, places like Caribou, Maine, where during this time of year the average temperature is 61 degrees.
But thanks to Apollo adding the extra fuel of Greek fire to his chariot, the po’ folks up there in Caribou, Maine, had their bacon bits Cajun styled at 96 degrees. To add insult to injury, the 96 felt like 103!
It’s brutal, I tell ya’! Just brutal!
And what did we po’ humans do to deserve this treatment!...Nothing!
Sure, we have gas guzzling cars, jets, yachts, and we eat lots of meat that causes us to let out deadly farts but none of that justifies the gods Cajun styling our hides.
We humans deserve a nice summer! One where the high doesn’t get above 70 and the low doesn’t get below 50!
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